badly_knitted (badly_knitted) wrote,

Doctor Who Drabble: Guilty

Title: Guilty
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ninth Doctor.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 199: Denunciation at dw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: The Doctor is in trouble with the locals.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Doctor Who, or the characters.

“You did wilfully aid the guilty to escape; by our laws, that is a serious crime. What have you to say in your defence?”

As denunciations went, the Doctor considered this one rather tame.

“Guilty? It was a goat!”

“It committed a theft. It broke into Goodman Durren’s orchard and ate the fallen apples that were to be made into cider.”

“Then Goodman Durren should build a better fence. That one wouldn’t keep anything out.”

“Nevertheless, a crime was committed.”

“It was a GOAT! You people have way too much time on your hands if you go around prosecuting livestock.”

The End

Tags: doctor who, drabble, dw100, fic, fic: g, other character/s, the doctor

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