Title: A Mystifying Phone Call
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 288, Week 2 – Reverse fandom – Last of the Summer Wine at 
tw100
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto can’t help listening in on Jack’s phone call.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Title used is The Heavily Reinforced Bottom.
Ianto hadn’t meant to eavesdrop on Jack’s phone call; it was unavoidable.
“That’s right.” A pause. “No, just the bottom. Extra reinforcement, heavy-duty if possible. It needs to hold up under rigorous use.” Another pause while Jack listened.
“What’s the largest size?” A brief silence, then, “Seriously? I think that might be a bit too big. What’s the next size down?”
Ianto was completely baffled by now.
“Sounds perfect. Can you have it ready by Friday? Splendid. See you then.”
As Jack hung up, Ianto asked, “What was that about?”
Jack smirked.
“Can’t tell you, it would spoil the surprise.”
The End