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August 2019



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Drabble: How To Create A Monster

Title: How To Create A Monster

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Owen, Jack, Gwen

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 288, Week 3 – Reverse fandom – Last of the Summer Wine at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: The team discover that even Ianto’s patience has its limits.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Episode title = drabble title. It’s just easier that way.

When he discovered Jack’s clothes on the floor, Ianto tutted and put them away.

When Owen spread goo all over the autopsy bay, Ianto merely rolled his eyes and started cleaning.

Even when Gwen, going to the archives for a file, left the contents of two cabinets strewn everywhere before remembering she hadn’t given it to Ianto in the first place, she only got a stern reprimand.

But when Ianto discovered someone had raided his stash and eaten the muffin he’d bought for lunch, he blew up.

“That’s it, you’re on decaf for life!”

Jack winced. “We’ve created a monster!”

The End


You can do anything else in the hub but DO NOT eat Iantos muffin LOL

Great drabble.
Ianto will put up with a lot, but he'd been looking forward to that muffin all morning - it was chocolate with chocolate chips and a liquid chocolate centre and he deserved it, damnit, after dealing with all the various messes the team kept making! Woe betide the culprit when Ianto discovers who it was. Decaf will be the least of their worries.

(Jack took Ianto out to lunch and bought him an even better muffin though.)

Thank you.
Ianto is slow to anger, but his vengeance is swift!

Thank you!
poor Ianto! my hubby has the same bad habit!
Thank you!

Jack will take Ianto out to lunch and make him feel better with an even bigger muffin!

(I feel sorry for the guilty party - almost! It wasn't Jack though.)
Poor Ianto.
Who ate the muffin?
I'm pleased to hear Jack took Ianto to lunch though - he deserved it! :-)
I think it was either Owen or Gwen, but neither will own up, they're trying to blame Myfanwy.

Thank you.
Never come between a teaboy and his muffin! ;)
Not if you value your coffee - and possibly your life!

Thank you!
Having your lunch stolen out from under you is no joke. People have been known to resort to baking muffins with a high dose of laxatives in them, then planting them in the company refrigerator, in revenge.

I wouldn't put it past Ianto to do something like that--or worse!

Edited at 2013-07-15 07:23 pm (UTC)
Oooh, careful, shouldn't give Ianto ideas!

At the moment, he's just 'accidentally' forgetting to order any lunch for the culprit, since they seem so good at finding food for themselves...

Thank you.
You can only push a good man so far before he cracks. Was it blueberry by chance?
Even Ianto has his limits!

No, it was chocolate/chocolate chip with a liquid chocolate centre. Poor Ianto.

But Jack took him out to lunch and bought him another one. Jack will at least get the good coffee today! And Tosh, because she would never steal a man's muffin. the other two are still denying it, but Ianto knows it was one of them. He'll check the CCTV later to find out if Tosh hasn't already done it for him.

Thank you!
it's about time!
Ianto is slow to anger, but swift in his retribution! The guilty party had better hope Jack can sooth the monster, lol!

Thank you!