Characters: Owen, Ianto.
Written For: Challenge 492: Fake at tw100.
Summary: The rift brings Torchwood something to hang on their wall.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“Bloody Hell!” Owen stared in disbelief at what the Rift had brought them. “Isn’t that supposed to be hangin’ in the Louvre or somewhere?”
“I’m impressed you know that, Owen. I wouldn’t have taken you for a connoisseur of fine art,” Ianto smirked.
“Up yours! That’s one of the most famous paintings ever; everybody knows the Mona Lisa. Must’ve come from the future, after it’s been lost or stolen again.”
“It probably is from the future,” Ianto agreed.” Sadly, it’s also a fake.”
“How can you know that?”
Ianto shrugged. “Because Leonardo da Vinci didn’t sign his works ‘Big Len’.”