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Double Drabble: Stuck Tight

Title: Stuck Tight
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Owen, Andy.
Rating: PG
Written For: Challenge 499: Jam at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Andy and Owen have an awkward problem.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Double drabble.




“Hurry up, will you? We’ll be here all night at this rate.” Owen was being his usual grouchy self.


“You try if you think you can do any better,” Andy snapped back, pausing in his strenuous efforts. “The bloody thing’s jammed. Didn’t I say it was too big to fit? It won’t go all the way in, and now it won’t come out either. I told you this was a stupid idea, we should’ve used the SUV instead of my car, but oh no, Doctor Harper is always right.”


“Well if you didn’t have such a stupid little car…”


“There’s nothing wrong with my car! At least mine has a backseat, unlike your flashy sports job. It may be a bit ordinary for your tastes, but insurance is cheap, I get great mileage, and it’s easy to park.”


“None of which helps us now. We have to get back to the Hub.”


“Tell me something I don’t know! It’s not like I can drive with it sticking out like that. Looks suspicious; we’d likely get stopped by the police. We’ll have to call for help.”


“Fine, but you get to explain the Weevil jammed in the boot of your car.”



The End











Comments


When the weevil wakes up it's going to make getting pulled over by the police look like a walk in the park.
Which is why they need to get it out of there and Into the SUV as soon as possible, perhaps with a sedative top-up...

Thank you!
LOL I like to to see that explanation.

great drabble
They thought it would fit! But turns out Weevils are really hard to fold up and then it came unfolded and now it's stuck...

Thank you!

Woah!

Random weevil.
It was what they went to get, it's just not east getting a tranquillised Weevil into a boot that's too small... Thy didn't think things through and now it's stuck.

Thank you!
Yeah, I didn't gather what they were referring to until the last bit.

"It won’t go all the way in, and now it won’t come out"

Hello?!

Sorry but the dialogue sounded a little dirty to me. Or maybe It's just my mind that's dirty.
It was MEANT to sound dirty, I had to craft this one very carefully to give that impression so the jammed weevil wasn't telegraphed too much in advance. More fun that way ;)

(Anonymous)

Good to know it wasn't just me being sleep deprived.:)
One sure way to tell - if it's in one of my fics, it was on purpose. All the boys love to be cheeky ;)

*snorts* amateurs.

Trust them to find out now that Weevils don't fold.

Thank you!