Characters: Owen, Ianto, Jack.
Written For: Challenge 505: Trick at tw100.
Summary: Jack’s got himself into a bit of a predicament. Again.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“This should do the trick,” Owen had said, slathering butter all over Jack’s head, but all that had happened so far was that several stray cats had shown up and started licking the butter off him. They were proving very persistent; no matter how many times Owen and Ianto shooed them away, they kept coming back.
“It’s not working,” Ianto said after half an hour of pushing and pulling. “He’s jammed tight.”
“Why’d he stick his head between the railings anyway?” Owen asked, bemused.
“I didn’t do it on purpose! I slipped!”
Ianto sighed. “I’d better call the fire brigade.”