Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Written For: Challenge 510: Radar at tw100.
Summary: Ianto and Jack are going undercover, but there’s a slight snag.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Double drabble. 200 words first try!
Ianto’s eyes almost bugged out when Jack emerged from his bunker. Just one look and he was already getting a headache. “What the hell are you wearing?”
“You told me not to wear my usual clothes,” Jack replied, looking down at himself as if he couldn’t understand why his lover was making such a fuss.
“I said you should wear something casual and nondescript, so you wouldn’t draw attention!” Ianto looked as exasperated as he sounded. “We’re supposed to be undercover.”
“Is this not casual enough?” Jack gestured to his outfit of lavender purple trousers and a Hawaiian shirt in shades of purple, pink, and turquoise.
“You’ll stick out like a sore thumb, there won’t be a single person not staring at you, and trust me when I say you’re a sight no one will ever forget.”
Jack beamed happily. “Thank you!”
“That wasn’t a compliment, Jack! How are we supposed to fly under the radar with you dressed like that?” He shooed Jack back towards the manhole leading to his quarters. “Get back down there and put on the plainest, most ordinary clothes you can find. Jeans and a plain blue t-shirt will do.”
“But that’s so boring!”