Characters: Jack, Ianto.
Written For: Challenge 522: Read at tw100.
Summary: Ianto gets sneaky during a game of strip poker.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Double drabble.
“Read ‘em and weep,” Jack gloated as he laid his cards out one by one and Ianto silently groaned; Jack’s full house beat his measly two pairs easily. This was so unfair! All Jack had lost so far were his braces and one shoe, while Ianto was already barefoot, and minus jacket, waistcoat, tie, and shirt. Now here went his trousers!
Jack had to be cheating, even though so far Ianto hadn’t managed to figure out exactly how. He cheated at everything.
Thinking hard, Ianto decided it was time to try a different tactic. “You’re lagging behind,” he accused Jack as he removed his trousers. “Look at you, still with most of your clothes on. At this rate I’m going to win easily. I thought you could play strip poker!”
“What?” Jack looked confused. “I thought the winner was the one who was still wearing some clothes at the end of the game!”
Ianto raised an eyebrow. “What would be the point of that, me naked and you still dressed?”
Jack blinked at his lover. “You’re right; that doesn’t make sense.” A look of determination spread across Jack’s face and Ianto hid a smirk. He was so going to win!