tiredFandom: FAKE
Author:
badly_knittedCharacters: Dee, Ryo, Ted.
Rating: G
Challenge: 113: Scene Of The Crime at
drabble_weekly.Spoilers/Setting: After Vol. 7.
Summary: A crime has been committed and Dee isn’t happy about it.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
A/N: Double drabble.
“You’re sure this is where you left it?” Ryo asked.
“Of course I’m sure!” Dee snapped at his partner. “Do I look like an idiot? I know where I parked!”
“And of course you locked it.”
“Well, no, not this time. I was in a hurry, but…” Dee gestured around the busy forecourt of the 27th Precinct. “It was on police property! There’re cops in and out all the time, who’s gonna sneak in and steal a bike from here?”
“There’re criminals in and out of here all the time too, Dee. Any one of them could’ve taken your bike.”
“This sucks!” Dee grumbled, scanning the bike rack for possible evidence; it was a crime scene now. “We should get the forensics guys out here to check for fingerprints. Whoever took my bike isn’t gonna get away with it; I’ve only had it a month!” He really liked that bike.
“At least it’s insured against theft.”
“That’s hardly the point!”
Dee was still standing there, mourning his missing bicycle, when Ted showed up. “Hey, guys, what’s up?”
“Someone stole my bike.”
Ted laughed. “No they didn’t; one of the uniforms saw it wasn’t locked and took it inside for safekeeping.”
The End