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Double Drabble: Too Honest

Title: Too Honest
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Owen, Gwen, Ianto, Jack, Tosh.
Rating: PG-15
Written For: Challenge 534: Compulsion at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: The latest bit of alien tech is having a really interesting effect on the team.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Double drabble.




Owen gritted his teeth, valiantly battling the urge, but it was no use.


“That top makes your boobs look way bigger than they really are,” he blurted at Gwen.


“You remind me of Gollum, or maybe a frog; I think it’s your mouth, it’s so wide,” Gwen replied, slapping one hand over her own mouth, her eyes going wider than ever.


“Jack has the most perfect arse I’ve ever seen,” Ianto said conversationally as he handed out mugs of coffee. “I just want to lick and nibble on it all day long.”


“Jesus, Teaboy!” Owen covered his ears. “Jack’s arse really is amazing though.”


“Ianto shagged me over Gwen’s desk last night while we watched gay alien tentacle porn on her monitor. It was incredibly hot,” Jack said happily.


“Rhys wanted to spice up our love life with a bit of bondage last week. We got a bit carried away and broke the bed.” Gwen’s face turned an interesting shade of red.


“Jack and I like bondage,” Ianto agreed. “And Jack likes being spanked.”


At her desk, Tosh silently worked on fixing the alien tech responsible for the team’s compulsive honesty. She was in no hurry; this was so entertaining!



The End









Tags: drabble, fic, fic: pg-15, gwen cooper, ianto jones, jack harkness, jack/ianto, owen harper, rhys/gwen, torchwood fic, toshiko sato, tw100
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