Characters: Jack, Ianto, Owen, Team.
Written For: Challenge 549: Nature at tw100.
Summary: Not everyone is happy about being out in the country.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“It’s good to get out in nature,” Jack declared. “Away from the city’s pollution, breathing the fresh country air!” He took a deep breath. “Ahhhhhhh!”
“It is nice,” Ianto agreed. “Everywhere’s green and growing, and it’s not too hot yet. Pity we don’t get out here very often.”
“Can we just get this over with and go back to civilisation?” Owen griped. “I hate the country; the air smells funny and the ground’s all lumpy and hard to walk on.”
“Shut up, Owen.” Jack turned to the medic. “Spoil this for the rest of us and you’ll be walking home.”