Drabble: In Wine There Is…

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location: My Room

mood:

sore

music: TV

Title: In Wine There Is…

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Team, Nosy

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 298 – In Vino Veritas at tw100

Spoilers: None.

Summary: There’s an accident with some alien wine…

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

The team returned to a Hub in chaos and a very harassed looking Ianto.

“What happened?” Jack asked, looking shocked, “and what’s that all over the floor?” He gestured at pools of purple liquid splattered about.

“It’s wine of some sort, probably alien,” Ianto replied. “A vat appeared on the Plas and exploded when I was bringing it down on the invisible lift. Unfortunately, someone got to it before I could clean up.”

They heard a loud “Hic!” and watched as a very sticky purple Nosy slithered erratically past them.

“Do Fluffs get hangovers?” asked Owen

“God, I hope not!”

TBC in '...Alcohol'

A/N: aviv_b , I seem to recall you wanted to see Nosy turn purple…

Tags: drabble, fic, fic: g, fluff, humour, ianto jones, jack harkness, nosy, nosy-verse, owen harper, team, torchwood fic, tw100

Comments

too_beauty

hahahahahah a drunka nd purple Nosy? does she change colours according to her level of alcohol?

lovely!
PS, for me Nosy is a she!!!

Posted on Oct. 23rd, 2013 09:10 pm (UTC) | Link | Thread | Reply

badly_knitted

More because of the amount of alcohol absorbed by its fluffy fur. It's purple because it's been slithering through the purple wine puddles and probably got liberally splattered with wine when the cask exploded. Travel by rift clearly has a destabilising effect on alien wine. And alien wine has a destabilising effect on Fluffs, lol! I have and image of Nosy getting so drunk it ends up rolling through the wine puddles.

Thank you.

Posted on Oct. 23rd, 2013 09:24 pm (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

milady_dragon

Hopefully wine doesn't stain fluffs the way it does carpets! *laughs*

And just what sort of remedy do you give a hungover Fluff, anyway??

Posted on Oct. 23rd, 2013 11:54 pm (UTC) | Link | Thread | Reply

I have NO idea. Lots of coffee?

I hope it won't stain, but if it does they'll just have to get used to a psycedelic purple and green Fluff!

Posted on Oct. 24th, 2013 11:39 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

aviv_b

Bwahahaha! Can you dry clean a Nosy??

Posted on Oct. 24th, 2013 12:07 am (UTC) | Link | Thread | Reply

LOL! Somehow I doubt it! I wonder how much stain remover it will take to get Nosy back to normal colour...

Thank you.

Posted on Oct. 24th, 2013 11:41 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

asia27

LMAO!!! omg the hangover!! And a VAT, no less....poor Nosy! that's gonna be one grumpy Fluff :D

Posted on Oct. 24th, 2013 02:04 am (UTC) | Link | Thread | Reply

Wine doesn't travel well through the rift, apparently, so a whole vat of it spread across the Hub is going to take some cleaning, even though Nosy seems to have done its best to mop up, lol!

Hopefully Owen has a miracle cure for hangovers that works on Fluffs, otherwise Nosy will be in a sorry state.

Thank you.

Posted on Oct. 24th, 2013 11:45 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

Wine + Rift = Trouble!

I gotta stop reading this at work; people are beginning to wonder what I'm laughing about!

Please tell me there's gonna be at least one more Nosy + alcohol...this is just too good not to have one more :D

Posted on Oct. 26th, 2013 11:02 pm (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

I think you've probably found the other half of this one by now - I couldn't leave a drunken Fluff weaving erratically around the Hub, lol! It was a safety hazard.

Posted on Oct. 27th, 2013 11:29 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

Yes I did and I gotta admit, I start laughing when I see your name pop up because I know it's gonna be something funny as all heck! Love your drabbles and posts :D I will burn a piece of sage for Misty...

Posted on Oct. 28th, 2013 02:16 pm (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

Thank you, I'd appreciate that.

I don't ALWAYS write funny, fluffy stuff, there are some angsty drabbles too, just not as many, lol! It depends on what the prompt of the week inspires. Sometimes I get ideas for both. I'd rather write fluff and humour, but sometimes the muses go the other way and I don't get any say in the matter. Hopefully there will be a new prompt this week - we didn't get one last week so I had to try to get more from the previous prompt.

Glad you enjoy the humour! I love making people laugh.

Posted on Oct. 28th, 2013 02:51 pm (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

jsks

Hope Fluff doesn't get a hangover.

Posted on Oct. 24th, 2013 10:50 am (UTC) | Link | Thread | Reply

I think everyone is hoping that!

Thank you!

Posted on Oct. 24th, 2013 11:46 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply