Title: Weirdest Foods
Characters: Gwen, Owen, Tosh, Ianto, Jack
Written For: Challenge 299 – Green Eggs and Ham at tw100
Spoilers: Slight for Fragments.
Summary: “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve eaten?”
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
Gwen had suggested another team bonding game.
“What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? I’ve tried octopus. It was… rubbery.”
“I’ve had Rocky Mountain Oysters,” admitted Owen.
“What’s odd about oysters?” Gwen wondered.
“They’re not actual oysters, they’re deep fried bull testicles.”
“Roasted tarantula. It was good, quite crispy. What about you, Ianto?”
“Alligator. Tastes like chicken. Oh, and Witchetty Grubs.”
Looking disgusted, Gwen turned to Jack.
“I’m almost afraid to ask!”
“Dinosaur. No idea what kind though, they were pretty much pre-cooked after the asteroid hit.”
Ianto rolled his eyes.
“Should’ve guessed you’d win!”