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Laughing Jack

Drabble: Weirdest Foods

Title: Weirdest Foods

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Gwen, Owen, Tosh, Ianto, Jack

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 299 – Green Eggs and Ham at tw100

Spoilers: Slight for Fragments.

Summary: “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve eaten?”

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.






Gwen had suggested another team bonding game.



“What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? I’ve tried octopus. It was… rubbery.”



“I’ve had Rocky Mountain Oysters,” admitted Owen.



“What’s odd about oysters?” Gwen wondered.



“They’re not actual oysters, they’re deep fried bull testicles.”



“Oh. YUK!”



Owen sniggered.



“Tosh?”



“Roasted tarantula. It was good, quite crispy. What about you, Ianto?”



“Alligator. Tastes like chicken. Oh, and Witchetty Grubs.”



Looking disgusted, Gwen turned to Jack.



“I’m almost afraid to ask!”



“Dinosaur. No idea what kind though, they were pretty much pre-cooked after the asteroid hit.”



Ianto rolled his eyes.



“Should’ve guessed you’d win!”



The End




Comments

Not surprised Jack would win - I don't even want to think about what else he has eaten on different planets. This reminded me of the scene from Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom where they are all eating monkey brains.
Heehee! Yes, I only saw that again a few weeks ago so it was very much still in my mind.

I did think of trying to write one where they sample alien food, but honestly, just eating some earth dishes is weird enough, lol!

Thank you.