Characters: Ianto, Jack, OC.
Written For: Challenge 576: Naked at tw100.
Summary: Jack and Ianto have to get inside a guarded office; what they need is a distraction.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“There’s a guard outside the door,” Ianto whispered. “Now what do we do?”
“Simple; one of us will have to distract him while the other slips inside the office using the alien lock pick, grabs whatever the Rift left, and gets out again.” Jack sounded smug.
Ianto raised an eyebrow. “You call that simple?”
”D’you have a better idea?”
“Not offhand. So which of us gets to do the distracting?”
“Me of course.” Jack grinned. “Give me three minutes.”
Ianto had to admit a naked Jack streaking past the guard screaming about being abducted by aliens was an effective distraction.