Characters: Jack, Ianto, OMC.
Written For: Challenge 581: Mistake at tw100.
Summary: Jack lands himself in trouble.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Double drabble.
“It was an honest mistake, Ianto! It could have happened to anyone!” Jack protested.
“You groped a complete stranger in the supermarket, Jack!”
“I didn’t mean to; I thought he was you!”
They’d been in ASDA doing the weekly shop, Jack had glanced away from his lover for a moment, scanning the fresh baked goods, but when he’d turned back, Ianto had vanished.
Then he’d spotted a familiar looking arse, displayed to perfection as its owner was bent over, reaching into one of the freezers, so naturally he’d gone over to give it a friendly grope. At which point the man it belonged to had given a shriek, swung around, and punched Jack right in the eye.
Only Ianto’s timely arrival, drawn by the sudden commotion, had calmed things down before they could escalate into a brawl; the suit he was wearing was almost identical to the one the other man had on, and he’d accepted Ianto’s heartfelt apology for Jack’s behaviour with surprisingly good grace, given the circumstances, although he’d made certain not to turn his back on Jack.
“You’re lucky he didn’t want to press charges for sexual harassment. We might have been banned from ASDA for life!”