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Jack Caught

Drabble: Jack Behaving Badly

Title: Jack Behaving Badly

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Jack/Ianto, Gwen

Rating: PG

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Gwen is shocked and Ianto is exasperated with Jack. Business as usual then.

Warnings: Use of a very bad joke.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

“Sorry to call you boys in on your night off,” Gwen apologised, “but I don’t think I can handle this by myself. Whatever came through the Rift is alive and pretty big.”

“It’s fine, Gwen, Ianto and I were just having a quickie at the café on the Plas,” Jack explained airily.

Gwen’s eyes widened comically as she stared at them, face turning scarlet.

Ianto rolled his eyes.

“Quiche, Jack. How many times do I have to tell you it’s pronounced quiche?”

“I like my name better,” Jack smirked.

“You just like shocking people to see their reaction.”

“That too.”

The End


Oh Jack...please don't ever change. *laughs*
I don't think he would know how! (And secretly, I don't think Ianto would want him to, he loves Jack's bad behaviour really!)

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Oh Jack! Tsst tsst... Incorrigible! I can perfectly see him doing this kind of joke to test the reactions of his interlocutor. And Gwen is the perfect target. :D
I think it's why Jack behaves so outrageously, he just loves to see people's reactions! I guess when you know you'll live forever, you have to find ways to entertain yourself.

Gwen's mind always goes straight to the worst possible interpretation of Jack's words, she's such an easy target!

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I love naughty Jack.
I think Ianto does too, really, but he has to pretend to be exasperated in front of other people ;)

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Hahaha that's great! Clearly my mind went to very different places.
LOL! So did Gwen's!

Jack does love to shock people!

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*gigglesnort* Jack...
He's incorrigible, but Ianto loves him anyway.

I believe the Quiche was very tasty, Ianto probably has the rest of it with him in a doggie back so they can finish it on the way to the Rift alert. Gwen can drive as penance for interrupting their dinner.

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it must come with a warning for people drinking something while reading this! coffee through my nose is not good ....
OMG! Jack is a grown child!!!!
Oops! Sorry! *hands tissues*

He'll never grow up, he has too much fun being naughty!

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ROFLMAO!! Jack is incorrigible - and I love it!
I think secretly Ianto does too, he just tries not to encourage Jack for the sake of other people, lol!

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Hahaha my hubbys cousin calls it a quickie too, you should see peoples faces, defo sounds like something Jack would do,

Great drabble.
It seems to be a British thing, lol! (I call it a kwish though, 'cause I'm awkward!)

Jack has an often juvenile sense of humour, but Ianto still loves him!

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ROFL! Good one, Jack. Come to think of it, the English language is so crazy "quiche" could well be pronounced that way. I'm with Ianto though--Jack knows better. :-p

Edited at 2013-12-05 12:10 pm (UTC)
Jack may KNOW how to pronounce things properly, but he often prefers not to because it's more fun.

The English language is definitely weird enough that it COULD be prononced 'quickie', but I choose to be different and call it a Kwish. *nods* I'm as bad as Jack sometimes, lol!

Thank you.

Edited at 2013-12-05 02:04 pm (UTC)
So funny, loved it!!!
*hugs* Thank you! I think Jack will never grow up, no matter how old he gets!
*howls laughing*
*grins* Thank you!

Always happy to make people laugh!
ROTFL!!! Only Jack could mangle a food name and make it sound so kinky! I wonder how many foods out there have names that Jack would find a way to kink up ...? :D Great drabble!
Jack could make the phone book sound salacious, so I'm sure there must be quite a few, lol! He's kinkier than anyone ever.

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Jack is Jack.
what is big and living??? I'm curious...
I don't know! I never worked out what it was. Hopefully it turned out to be something peaceful, lol! Maybe I'll write a sequel sometime.

Jack is always going to be Jack, he can't help himself!

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LMFAO!!! Nice! hehehe
Jack loves to get reactions from people, lol!

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