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Drabble: Sexbot

Title: Sexbot

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Owen, Ianto

Rating: PG

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack’s delighted with the latest treasure from the Rift. Ianto’s somewhat dubious, with good reason.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: For fanbot’s prompt ‘Sexbot’

Owen glared at the thing.

“How come we never get anything good?”

Peering over Owen’s shoulder, Jack laughed delightedly.

“That’s not just good, it’s brilliant!”

“You know what it is?”

“Yep. It’s a sexbot!”

“WHAT? But it has tentacles! And suckers! And what are those disgusting wiggly bits in the middle?”

“I never said it was a sexbot for humans.” Turning to Ianto, he whispered, “We’ll try it later; you’ll love it.”

Ianto nodded calmly.

“Very good, Sir. I’ll pack it for transport.” Under his breath he added, “I hope you’re right. The last ‘sex toy’ tried to eat us.”

The End


*giggle* Perfect. Thanks!
YAY! Glad you liked it, and thank you!

Hopefully it really we be what Jack thinks it is.
hahahahahah And yet Ianto will try again!!!!
Jack is an irresistible force - he'll pout and make puppy dog eyes until Ianto agrees to try it, lol! Ianto will make Jack go first this time though.

Hopefully, it really will be what Jack thinks it is, and not another unfortunate case of mistaken identity.

Thank you.
Loved it!!!
Poor Ianto!!!
If it's what Jack thinks it is, it'll be very happy Ianto, lol!

Thank you! *hugs and kissitos*
Oh, all the possible ideas...

Such a hoot! :D
Thank you!

I'm sure they'll have fun - asuming Jack HAS identified it correctly!
There is nothing more off putting during sexy times then your sex toys trying to eat you in non sexual way. Shivers down the spine indeed.
Yeah, it really killed the mood. Especially when they had to kill their attacker in bed. Ianto insisted on changing the sheets afterwards, lol

Thank you.
That last line is made of win :-D
Heehee! Thank you!

Ianto has been the victim of Jack's experiments with supposed alien sex toys too many times, he's a lot more cautious now. That doesn't stop him though. When Jack's right, the sex is mind-blowing! Their lives are hazardous anyway, so Ianto isn't put off by potential danger in bed.
Hopefully they'll have more fun with this one than the last... LOL!!
I'm hoping so - surely Jack HAS to be right sometimes!

Thank you!
I guess it would depend on just what the last bot tried to eat... *laughs*
I don't know about you, but I'd take issue with something trying to eat ANY part of me, lol! I need all my parts to hold the rest of me together!

(As I understand it, the last supposed sex toy had previously undetected teeth and was none too friendly. It's possible Jack had to re-grow something).

Thsnk you.

Edited at 2013-12-06 10:33 pm (UTC)
LOL! I can really hear Ianto saying that last line. :D

Good luck with that "toy" boys--you might need it!
I'm hoping that this time Jack got it right and they had a VERY good time playing with their new toy.

Thank you.
HMM bet owen would like to try that thing too.

Great drabble.
I think Owen is a bit disturbed by it - he's not really open minded enough for tentacles, lol!

Ianto, on the other hand, can see their potential. ;)

Thank you.
Thank you, glad you liked it!
I think, "Ianto isn't put off by potential danger in bed." is kind of an understatement. He is sleeping with Jack after all.
This is true! Jack can be a danger to your health anywhere, but even moreso in bed, lol!
I ... I couldn't not click. And now that I've clicked, I can't unsee. Bravo, I think. :)
*giggles* Thank you. I think.

Blame fanbot , my enabler. The prompt was one of hers after all, lol!

Ianto is so quiet ... He remains always master of himself.
And yet Jack knows he has a very adventurous side, so he knows Ianto will agree to try the sexbot!

Thank you.
A sexbot?! .... only Jack would know all about those....watch out, Ianto! :D :D :D
Ummmm ... Naughty sex toys that try to 'eat' one ... seriously kinky fun!
Yeah, well, Jack only THOUGHT that one was a sex toy, he made a slight mistake, so Ianto is justifiably wary. Still, at least this time Jack was right. I'm sure they'll have many hours of fun with their new toy. It may not have been designed for humans, but that doesn't mean humans can't use it!

Thank you!