Characters: Ryo, Dee, Dick.
Setting: After Like Like Love.
Summary: Ryo just wants to sleep, but someone seems to have other ideas.
Written Using: The tw100 prompt ‘Poke’.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
A/N: Double drabble and a half, 250 words.
Ryo was done in, all he wanted to do was sleep for about a week, but he could feel something hard poking him in the ass.
“Not now, Dee,” he mumbled into his pillow. “I’m too tired.”
The downside of living with his perpetually horny lover was that Dee seemed to always be primed for action. Most of the time Ryo didn’t mind; being with Dee that way was always enjoyable, but tonight he had a cold and he was exhausted after a long day at work. He would have thought Dee would be more sympathetic, letting him rest instead of trying to get him in the mood.
Then he heard the toilet flush and the bathroom door open, but if that wasn’t Dee in bed with him, then what was poking him in the butt?
“What d’you think you’re doin’ in here?” Dee sounded half annoyed, half amused. “Get off the bed; you know you’re not allowed on there.”
There was movement behind Ryo, a soft whine, and then the sound of paws pattering across the floor. He started to laugh as he realised who the interloper had been: Dick the dog.
“Sorry ‘bout that, babe. Guess the door didn’t latch properly. What’s so funny?”
Ryo rolled over on the bed, wiping his eyes. “I thought it was you in bed with me, poking me in the ass,” he admitted.
Hands on hips, Dee glared down at his lover. “You mistook the dog for me? I think I’m insulted!”