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Doctor Who Drabble: Relocated

Title: Relocated
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Jack Harkness, Torchwood Three.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 404: Confusion at dw100.
Spoilers: The Stolen Earth.
Summary: Something weird has happened to earth.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Doctor Who, or the characters.




The entire planet is in a state of confusion bordering on panic. The familiar night sky is gone; now there are twenty-six unfamiliar planets seemingly hanging overhead in place of the constellations that should be visible.


No one knows what’s happening, where the other planets have come from, or what region of space the earth has somehow been moved to. All anyone can say for certain is that something is seriously wrong.


The Torchwood Three team are taking things a little better than most, but they’re used to weirdness.


Jack Harkness is sure of one thing; earth needs a Doctor.



The End










Comments

It certainly does.

Twelve: Who's better qualified?
Clara: I don't know! The President of America.
Twelve: Oh, take something off his plate. He makes far too many decisions anyway.
Too many mistakes, more like.

Eleventh Doctor for President!

Thank you!
Little did Jack know that the following would happen...

Sarah: So there's three of you?
Rose: Three Doctors?
Jack: I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now.

*END SCENE*


Eleven: I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and a fez.

Twelve:...I'm definitely not a president. And no, I'm not an officer. Do you know what I am? I am an idiot, with a box and a screwdriver.

You are welcome.:)

Edited at 2020-05-19 11:51 am (UTC)
Well, Eleven would want tea rather than coffee but I think he'd be a good president. Twelve would be too impatient, lol!
Eleven:..and this is a cup of tea. 
Rita: Of course, I'm British, it's how we cope with trauma.

It depended on who was writing the episode.

Twelve: I'm Scottish. I can complain about things.

Eleven: Patience is for whimps!

They both had their moments.:)

Edited at 2020-05-19 07:48 pm (UTC)
It's true though; in a crisis of any time we Brits reach for the teapot!

I think all incarnations of the Doctor run out of patience at times. He's not human, hes a superior alien, and everyone else is a bit slow and stupid in his opinion.
Mickey: Tea. Like we're having a picnic while the world comes to an end. Very British.*The Christmas Invasion*

Ten: I'm stuck on Earth like, like an ordinary person. Like a human. How rubbish is that? Sorry, no offence, but come on. *talking to Martha clone*

I have tea for two reasons:

(1) When I'm not in the mood for coffee. Which can be random.
(2) As a comfort warm beverage.
Tea is very warming and soothing. I used to practically live on it. Sadly, thanks to all my food intolerances I can no longer drink it at all, or coffee either =(

*hugs*


*thinks of the "I'm a little teapot" song randomly*
I used to love acting that out when I was little. *grins*
:)