Characters: Ryo, Dee.
Written For: Challenge 200: Amnesty at drabble_weekly, using Challenge 4: An Unreasonable Expectation.
Spoilers/Setting: After the manga.
Summary: Ryo knows when to admit defeat.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
A/N: Double drabble.
“You’re bein’ unreasonable!” Dee complained.
That brought Ryo to a grinding halt. “I’m being unreasonable? How d’you figure that out? I’m the one constantly having to fend off your grabby hands. If anyone’s being unreasonable it’s you! I can hardly walk into a room without you pawing at me. Doesn’t matter what I’m doing; you’re all over me!”
“Well yeah, what do ya expect? How am I supposed to resist the temptation to touch when I’ve got such a gorgeous, sexy lover? Might as well put a slice of pie in front of me and say I can’t eat it; it’s an unreasonable expectation.”
“You’re comparing me to pie?” Ryo wasn’t sure whether he should feel insulted or amused.
“One of my two favourite indulgences in the world! You’re the other, in case you’re wonderin’ and if I had to choose, you’d win every time.”
“As flattering as that might be, it wouldn’t kill you to show some restraint instead of grabbing me all the time.”
“I do!” Dee protested. “I don’t pounce in public, and only when there’s no one else around if we’re at work.”
Ryo sighed. “I give up.”
Maybe he should try bribing Dee with pie.