Drabble: Like A Soap
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Title: Like A Soap
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Tosh, Owen, Jack, Gwen & OCs
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 305 – Soap Operas at 
tw100
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Life with Torchwood is worse than a soap opera at times.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
It had been a hellish week, even by Torchwood standards.
A stranger accused Ianto of being the father of her unborn baby, despite the fact they’d never met and she wasn’t pregnant anyway.
Tosh had come face to face with her evil twin.
Owen found himself being sued for malpractice because someone had stolen his identity and injured a patient.
Jack had woken up in the city morgue, twice, and Gwen was at war with her in-laws over a recipe.
“Someone should make a TV show about us. It would be the most whacked-out soap opera ever made,” muttered Owen.
The End
Although, Tosh and an evil twin...now I think I'd pay to see that! *laughs*
Tosh and her evil alternate universe twin would be fun, as long as the team made sure they kept the right one!
Thank you.
Edited at 2014-01-17 04:30 pm (UTC)
An evil Tosh? Good Tosh is scary enough!
I'm amazed Jack doesn't wake up in the morgue more often...
Imagine if they knew that there really is a TV show about them! ;D
Evil Tosh is scary, but she's no match for Good Tosh.
If she's seen Jack first, she probably would have accused him. Hell, she most likely would have accused the first man she met, or even every man she met. She was weird, lol!
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Ianto, Owen and Gwen would be the normal ones in this opera...
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great fic.
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I think you just summed up why I dont watch soaps!
(although I might be persuaded to watch one staring the torchwood team.)
On the other hand, I'd watch anything that had Jack and Ianto in it.
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It's why I spend all my time in my room, I can keep clear of the soaps mum watches that way, lol!
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