Characters: Dee, JJ, Ryo.
Setting: After the manga.
Summary: Dee just wishes JJ would leave him alone.
Written Using: The dw100 prompt ‘Hide’.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
A/N: Double drabble and a half, 250 words.
Arriving at work, Dee can see JJ homing in on him and all he wants to do is hide, except there’s really nowhere he CAN hide at the precinct where his stalker can’t find him, and getting cornered in the men’s room or the locker room would be infinitely worse that getting accosted in the squad room, in view of his friends. Not that JJ is any more restrained in public, but at least this way Ryo will know there’s nothing suspicious going on.
Bracing for impact, Dee holds his ground as JJ cannons into him, spouting his usual drivel, and after several attempts manages to detach the small, blue haired limpet.
“So help me, JJ, if you don’t quit this I’m gonna kill you if you don’t succeed in killin’ me first!”
“But I love you!”
“No you don’t, and I sure as hell don’t love you, so just leave me alone, will ya?”
Spinning on his heel, Dee headed for the door.
“Where are you going?”
“Anywhere you’re not!”
“I’ll go with you!”
“Damn it, JJ, I’m tryin’ to get away from you! Followin’ me defeats the whole purpose!”
“What’s going on?”
“Ryo, thank God! Hide me, please!”
“JJ won’t leave me alone!”
Ryo snorted amusement. “You’re bigger and stronger than he is.”
“Maybe so, but he’s obsessed, determined, and refuses to listen to reason. Help me!”
“I’m not fighting your battles for you, but we do have a new case.”
“That’ll do. Lead the way!”