FAKE Double Drabble: Hanging Around - Follows ‘Ineptitude’
mood: 
tired
tiredFandom: FAKE
Author:
badly_knittedCharacters: Dee, Ryo, OMC.
Rating: PG
Written For: Challenge 237: Do Something! at
drabble_weekly.Spoilers/Setting: After Vol. 7.
Summary: The would-be thief is getting a bit impatient to be rescued.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
A/N: Double drabble.
“Don’t just stand there laughing! Do something!” the would-be thief pleaded as Ryo left in search of someone who could control the dogs. “All the blood’s rushing to my head!”
“Sure.” Dee grinned up at the youth. “What d’you suggest I do? I mean, I could climb up the fence on this side and cut ya free of the wire, but then you’d probably fall on your head, maybe break your neck. Even if ya didn’t, looks like your new friends there are ready and willin’ to play. I’m sure they’d appreciate a new chew toy, somethin’ they could really get their teeth into.”
One of the Rottweilers, as if it understood what Dee was saying, licked its lips and growled.
“NO! I DON’T WANNA GET ATE!”
“Make up your mind. D’ya want my help or not?”
“Yes, just not like that! Shoot the dogs!”
“Now ya know I can’t do that. They’re not doin’ anything wrong; it’s their job to guard this place. You, on the other hand…”
“You’re not gonna shoot ME, are you?”
“Temptin’, but no, too much paperwork. Guess you’ll just haveta hang in there until someone from the security company arrives to handle the dogs.”
The End
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