Title: The Caffeine Provider
Characters: Ianto, mentions team
Written For: Challenge 310 – Caffeine at tw100
Summary: Ianto muses on being the team’s coffee provider.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
Sometimes, it seemed to Ianto that his sole purpose in life was to keep the entire team functioning by the judicious application of caffeine, supplied in an easily absorbed liquid format.
Then he’d roll his eyes, mutter something about turning into a pretentious prat and get on with making the coffee. Still, the fact remained that he spent an inordinate amount of time doing just that.
It wasn’t that the others couldn’t make coffee; more that their coffee wasn’t drinkable, which meant the only sensible option was to make his own, and make theirs too.
It was self-defence.