Characters: Gwen, Ianto, Jack.
Written For: Challenge 679: Vibrate at tw100.
Summary: Jack gets a mysterious package in the mail.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Double drabble.
“Mail’s here!” Gwen said brightly, trotting up to Jack’s office with a handful of leaflets, a couple of envelopes, and a box wrapped in brown paper tucked under one arm. Dropping the smaller items on Jack’s desk, she shook the box; something inside it rattled. “What’s this then? It’s addressed to you.” She grinned at Jack. “Feels like it’s vibrating. It wasn’t doing that a minute ago.”
“Vibrating?” Ianto sounded alarmed. “Give me that!” He snatched the package out of Gwen’s hands and took off at a run, heading for the reinforced bunker next to the firing range, where alien weapons were examined and disarmed.
Leaping to his feet, Jack hurried after Ianto, leaving Gwen open-mouthed, shaking her head. “They’re both as bad as each other.”
“Ianto, wait!” Jack yelled, trying to catch up to his lover. “It won’t explode or anything, it’s not what you think!”
Setting the box on the bunker’s workbench, Ianto turned to face Jack, arms folded.
“Not what I think? So when you open this, we won’t find a bunch of sex toys?”
“Okay, so it IS what you think. Why’d you run off with it?”
“So you wouldn’t open it in front of Gwen!”