Still in a lot of pain, so I called in the doctor - no, not the Time Lord sadly, just a common or garden GP.
Long story short, he's pretty sure I've cracked a rib. I know some of you out there know how THAT feels. So, that's going to take a few weeks to heal, but I still have to clean out the coal fire and shovel coal every day. Oh joy.
Surely I'm due for some GOOD luck by now?