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July 2019



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Drabble: Phone Error

Title: Phone Error

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, mentions Jack and someone else.

Rating: PG

Written For: Challenge 312 – Awkward Moments at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto is losing his patience with Jack…

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

With Jack away in London, Ianto had thought the several hundred miles between them would allow him to get through some of the filing that had piled up. He’d been sadly mistaken.

He’d made good progress at first, but then the phone calls started. Jack was bored, and when he was bored he got horny. Repeated phone calls from a horny Jack were not conducive to getting work done, so when his phone rang yet again, Ianto snatched it up without checking caller id.

“No, Jack, we are not having phone sex!” He blanched. “Your Majesty, I’m most dreadfully sorry…”

The End


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That'll teach him to check who's calling before he answers, lol!

I'm sure her Majesty understands though, she's met Jack...

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Yeah, sometimes you have to learn the hard way to check the ID before answering a call.

Poor Ianto. But then again, he could just give in and have phone sex with Jack. That might give him...a half hour or so reprieve? Of course with Jack's libido, Ianto would probably just end up exhausted at the end of the day on top of having been too tired to get any work done in between.
It's times like these that Ianto wishes he could just turn off the phone, but it has to stay on in case of emergencies.

("No, Jack, wanting phone sex is NOT classed as an emergency!")

It's the principle - during working hours is not a suitable time for phone sex. What if there's an invasion while he's otherwise occupied but no one can reach him because he's on the phone?

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I'm sure she'd find it highly amusing - she HAS met Jack, after all.

Poor Ianto just feels mortified.

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That's funny. Probably the best call answer she'd get all day.
I have no doubt Her Majesty was highly amused. Not that she'd say so to Ianto, of course, lol!

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Edited at 2014-04-10 02:16 pm (UTC)
oops! check the caller id first!!! but Lizzy knows Jack so she won't be surprised at all!
Lovely mistake!
She'll understand, but poor Ianto - first he went white, then he went bright red and started apologising until Lizzie started laughing.

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Whoops! *giggles*

Actually, that might have given the Queen a good laugh! ;)
I'm prettty sure she would have found it hilarious, but poor Ianto is mortified, lol!

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As soon as I started reading this, I suspected it would end with the phone sex line - But I expected it to be Rhi on the other end of the phone. This is even more embarrassing for poor Ianto! :-)
Well, I had to go for maximum embarrassment! Fortunately, HM has met Jack, so she understands, lol!

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Oh, Lizzie's no prude, she thinks it's hilartious as she knows Jack. I bet she's trying hard not to laugh at Ianto's flustered apology. Wouldn't surprise me if Jack was right there and had put her up to it ;)

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Edited at 2014-04-11 09:53 am (UTC)
Oh please, don't let my little drabble stop you including the scene, I'd love to read your take on it! It fits so well with Bliss!

Jack has a lot to make up for, but isn't that often the case?

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HAhahaha oh poor Ianto thats one Faux Pas he will never forget.

Great drabble.
And as usual, it's all Jack's fault! Jack is in BIG trouble now, lol!

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Oh dear, oh dear! *giggle* That was hilarious! Poor Ianto!
I'd say he has royally messed up now xD
I wonder if he will punish Jack for embarrassing him like that...
I'm sure Jack will be in the doghouse now, even though it was kind of Ianto's own fault for not checking caller id before answering, lol!
LOL Jack is in so much trouble.
Well, it's not like he's never been in trouble with Ianto before. He should be used to it ;)

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ROFL! Ianto must have been mortified! The only thing worse would have been if he had decided to humor Jack, and had picked up the phone saying something frisky. ;)
Ianto has never been so relieved that he was already annoyed with Jack. His blood runs cold when he thinks about what he might have said otherwise, lol!

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Oops! Poor Ianto! I'm not too worried, though. Knowing Jack's usual behaviour, it's more than likely that the Queen will be understanding. Next time he would be more careful. ;D

Great drabble.
The Queen took it well, she knows Jack after all. Sadly, that doesn't make Ianto asny less embarrassed. Poor boy, Jack does get him into situations, even when he's not actually there! Ianto will always check caller id in future, just to be safe.
The Queen was thinking "what a shame".
Possibly. I think she also sympathised with poor Ianto, being badgered for phone sex when he's trying to get important work done, lol!

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