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December 2023



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Drabble: Out Of Milk

Title: Out Of Milk

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, mentions Jack

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 316 – Reverse Fandom – How I Met Your Mother at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: There’s no milk. Ianto is not happy.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Title used was ‘Milk’

They were out of milk. Again.

Of course they were. Jack was drinking so much right now it might be cheaper to buy a cow.

It was so unfair! He was exhausted after a long day at work; all he wanted was a cuppa, but there was no milk left. Tea wasn’t as soothing without milk. Besides, Jack would bitch if there wasn’t any for his cereal. Which meant Ianto had to put his coat on again and trek to the shops instead of collapsing in front of the TV with a hot drink.

Sometimes, Jack being pregnant really sucked.

The End


Hahaha, Jack is pregnant?! Poor Ianto! xD
Buying a cow actually sounds like a good idea...
Unfortunuately, you can't get pre-pasteurised cows, lol!

Yeah, poor Ianto - now he gets to run Torchwood, and take care of Jack and all the housework after working all day and half the night.

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As soon as I read, "Jack was drinking so much right now it might be cheaper to buy a cow.", I knew where this was going. I can't even imagine what he'd be like in this situation.
A nightmare, I think. He can hardly move he's so fat. He can't work so Ianto's takren over running Torchwood, and he can't go out shopping or anything because of being so heavily pregnant so Ianto has to do that too. When poor Ianto gets home, Jack wants footrubs and backrubs and Ianto has to do the cooking... Poor boy gets no rest these days.

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Those danged cravings!

Maybe next time Ianto will remember the protection. LOL!
That only works if the baby isn't planned, lol! Ianto isn't regretting wanting a baby. Yet. He just wishes Jack would leave him a bit of milk. He's already taken ove all Jack's Torchwood duties since Jack can't leave the house now, he just wants a bit of consideration.

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ROTFL!!! I saw the prompt and thought of coffee; didn't think of pregnancy! Poor Ianto...
I do like to confound expectations!

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Poor Ianto, there is no rest for him!!!!
It's just one of those days when everything is getting on top of him.

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i am sure Ianto will forget al about it when baby comes.

Great story.
Well, he'll forgive Jack, but I think he'll make sure Jack never gets pregnant again, lol! It means too much extra work for Ianto!

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Wow! Two Torchwood babies. The aliens had better watch out with all those protective hormones on the loose.
There are two? Whose is the other one?

Jack's not allowed at Torchwood while pregnant, but Ianto is definitely in protective overdrive. Any nasty aliens that show up better flee back the way they came if they value their lives.

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Aww poor Ianto
I just want to hug him! And give him a nice hot cuppa.

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Yikes, pregnant Jack can be a handful!
He certainly can. Ianto has his work cut out for him.

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poor Ianto.
But hey, for their child, they must go through it. and had their peculiarities, it is on all falls on Ianto.
this would be the time when they should call the Doctor to find a nice planet, where both would be accepted as.
after all, the team also has to help Andy and Mickey.
They probably should do that. I suppose they didn't want to leave earth. Ianto always thinks no one does things properly, especially in the archives. He wants to keep an eye on the team, lol!

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