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Drabble: Out Of Milk

location: my room
mood: busy
music: Mark Wills

Title: Out Of Milk

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, mentions Jack

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 316 – Reverse Fandom – How I Met Your Mother at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: There’s no milk. Ianto is not happy.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Title used was ‘Milk’







They were out of milk. Again.



Of course they were. Jack was drinking so much right now it might be cheaper to buy a cow.



It was so unfair! He was exhausted after a long day at work; all he wanted was a cuppa, but there was no milk left. Tea wasn’t as soothing without milk. Besides, Jack would bitch if there wasn’t any for his cereal. Which meant Ianto had to put his coat on again and trek to the shops instead of collapsing in front of the TV with a hot drink.



Sometimes, Jack being pregnant really sucked.



The End


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Posted on Jun. 7th, 2014 at 02:27 pm | | Leave a comment | 20 comments | | Flag

Comments


awieatti

Hahaha, Jack is pregnant?! Poor Ianto! xD
Buying a cow actually sounds like a good idea...
Posted on Jun. 7th, 2014 03:05 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

badly_knitted

Unfortunuately, you can't get pre-pasteurised cows, lol!

Yeah, poor Ianto - now he gets to run Torchwood, and take care of Jack and all the housework after working all day and half the night.

Thank you!
Posted on Jun. 7th, 2014 05:37 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

bluelilacs

As soon as I read, "Jack was drinking so much right now it might be cheaper to buy a cow.", I knew where this was going. I can't even imagine what he'd be like in this situation.
Posted on Jun. 7th, 2014 04:37 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

badly_knitted

A nightmare, I think. He can hardly move he's so fat. He can't work so Ianto's takren over running Torchwood, and he can't go out shopping or anything because of being so heavily pregnant so Ianto has to do that too. When poor Ianto gets home, Jack wants footrubs and backrubs and Ianto has to do the cooking... Poor boy gets no rest these days.

Thank you!
Posted on Jun. 7th, 2014 05:40 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

milady_dragon

Those danged cravings!

Maybe next time Ianto will remember the protection. LOL!
Posted on Jun. 7th, 2014 07:32 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

badly_knitted

That only works if the baby isn't planned, lol! Ianto isn't regretting wanting a baby. Yet. He just wishes Jack would leave him a bit of milk. He's already taken ove all Jack's Torchwood duties since Jack can't leave the house now, he just wants a bit of consideration.

Thank you.
Posted on Jun. 7th, 2014 09:34 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

asia27

ROTFL!!! I saw the prompt and thought of coffee; didn't think of pregnancy! Poor Ianto...
Posted on Jun. 7th, 2014 11:24 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

badly_knitted

I do like to confound expectations!

Thank you!
Posted on Jun. 8th, 2014 10:18 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

too_beauty

Poor Ianto, there is no rest for him!!!!
Posted on Jun. 8th, 2014 02:58 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

badly_knitted

It's just one of those days when everything is getting on top of him.

Thank you!
Posted on Jun. 8th, 2014 10:20 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

owensheart

i am sure Ianto will forget al about it when baby comes.

Great story.
Posted on Jun. 8th, 2014 09:25 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

badly_knitted

Well, he'll forgive Jack, but I think he'll make sure Jack never gets pregnant again, lol! It means too much extra work for Ianto!

Thank you!
Posted on Jun. 8th, 2014 10:22 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

sandysan2013

Wow! Two Torchwood babies. The aliens had better watch out with all those protective hormones on the loose.
Posted on Jun. 9th, 2014 12:42 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

badly_knitted

There are two? Whose is the other one?

Jack's not allowed at Torchwood while pregnant, but Ianto is definitely in protective overdrive. Any nasty aliens that show up better flee back the way they came if they value their lives.

Thank you!
Posted on Jun. 9th, 2014 10:52 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

timelordshines

Aww poor Ianto
Posted on Jun. 9th, 2014 08:44 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

badly_knitted

I just want to hug him! And give him a nice hot cuppa.

Thank you!
Posted on Jun. 9th, 2014 09:17 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

jedi_harkness

Yikes, pregnant Jack can be a handful!
Posted on Jun. 10th, 2014 08:09 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

badly_knitted

He certainly can. Ianto has his work cut out for him.

Thank you!
Posted on Jun. 10th, 2014 10:59 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

black59

poor Ianto.
But hey, for their child, they must go through it. and had their peculiarities, it is on all falls on Ianto.
this would be the time when they should call the Doctor to find a nice planet, where both would be accepted as.
after all, the team also has to help Andy and Mickey.
Posted on Jun. 27th, 2014 06:56 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

badly_knitted

They probably should do that. I suppose they didn't want to leave earth. Ianto always thinks no one does things properly, especially in the archives. He wants to keep an eye on the team, lol!

Thank you!
Posted on Jun. 27th, 2014 09:12 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply