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Drabble: Lunchtime Disaster

Title: Lunchtime Disaster

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, Owen, Team implied

Rating: PG

Written For: Challenge 316 – Reverse Fandom – How I Met Your Mother at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack is not happy.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Prompt at the end.

Ianto handed out the team’s lunches then headed to the kitchenette to make coffee. It was a quiet day, so everyone was busy with their own projects.

Leaning against the kitchen counter, waiting for the coffee to brew and thinking ahead to his date with Jack that evening, Ianto’s thoughts were interrupted by a loud explosion, and Jack’s yell.

“Dammit, Owen! Put the Singularity Scalpel away! You exploded my lunch!” Jack stood in the middle of the Hub, clutching the remains of his meatball sub and looking annoyed. “I’d been looking forward to that all morning!”

“Oops!” Owen smirked unrepentantly.

The End

A/N2: Title used is ‘The Exploding Meatball Sub’


hahahahah I'd have liked to see that! poor Jack!
*pets Jack* Poor, hungry Jack! Owen is in big trouble now!

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I can sympathize with Jack. That's my favorite, too. Of course Jack's indignation would just add to Owen's enjoyment of the moment.
I suspect Owen's enjoyment will be short lived when he finds out he has to replace it, paying out of his own pocket and that he'll be on decaf for the forseeable future. Also, he has to clean up the mess he made!

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Uh oh Owen better keep a low profile for a while LOL

Great drabble.
It's too late - Ianto knows what he did, Owen's in trouble now!

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Owen you are such a bad boy... *laughs*
Very bad Owen!

He's going to regret it - Ianto will insist he buys Jack a replacement, and cleans up the mess he made. And that's just for starters!

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Oh no! Poor Jack! Having your lunch bursting in your face is no fun :(
Jack is not happy, and when Jack isn't happy, Ianto isn't happy. Owen should have thought of that. Now Owen is in BIG trouble!

Ianto will make sute Jackm gets a new meatball sub, he won't go hungry!

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O.O He gets a meatball sub for lunch?

I can't wait to see how Jack gets back at Owen--I can just see a prank war coming out of this! XD
Jack DID have a meatball sub for lunch - briefly. Now he's too busy mourning it to think of pranks.

Ianto, on the other hand, is sending Owen for a replacement to make Jack happy again. Owen's lunch might mysteriously vanish while he's gone.

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LMAO!!!! You GOTTA let Jack get even in a suitable manner ... something to really gross Owen out for this.
I think Ianto will get even on Jack's behalf. Jack is too busy moutrning his destroyed lunch. At the very least, Owen will have to replace Jack's lunch with a new meatball sub.

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Oooh, I would've had Ianto put Owen on decaf for a month. Nobody gets between me and a meatball sub! ;)
Owen will probably get an even worse punishment than that - or as well as that. Ianto will make Owen clean up the mess he created as well as replacing Jack's meatball sub, but that will just be the start. Nobody messes with the lunch Ianto lovingly fetched for his Captain!

Edited at 2014-07-19 10:30 am (UTC)
*giggles* But poor Jack... :P XD
Jack was very distressed. Ianto made sure he got another meatball sub and he hid in his bunker to enjoy it, lol!

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Uh oh. Owen's going to be on decaf for a while! And paying for Jack and Ianto to go out and have a nice lunch together.
Well, Jack will probably be satisfied with a replacement meatball sub, because that's what he wants for lunch. Owen will be paying for it though, and cleaning up the mess he made with the first one. And that's just for starters!

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Naughty Owen.
Very naughty, but he'll live to regret it!
Poor Jack isn't happy though!

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