Drabble: A Cupboard Made For Two - Sequel to ‘Cupboard Plans’
Title: A Cupboard Made For Two - Sequel to ‘Cupboard Plans’
Author: 
badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG-15
Written For: Challenge 319 – Stationery/Stationary at 
tw100
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack and Ianto in a stationery cupboard – but just whose idea was it?
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
Ianto’s smirk broadened into a grin.
“What took you so long? I thought you’d have discovered this place days ago. I was beginning to think all my careful planning had been for nothing.”
“Planning?” Jack was confused.
“Look at this place, Jack; desk, photocopier, filing cabinets, abundant office supplies… There are plenty of much smaller cupboards I could’ve used for our stationery stockpile, but I thought you’d like a bit more room for manoeuvre.
“So you set all this up for us to…?”
“Indulge in some cupboard love? Well, it’s about time we explored your office fetish, don’t you think?”
The End
A/N: Anyone who would like to try their hand at writing an innovative stationery/office smut follow-up to this, feel free to do so. I just can’t think of a thing they could do with office supplies. Clearly, my brain is just not kinky enough.
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As for a stationary/office smut follow-up, don't look at me. Everything that pops into my mind involves paper cuts and tender bits getting caught in painful places. Far from the sexy encounter Ianto is envisioning.
Everything that pops into my mind involves paper cuts and tender bits getting caught in painful places. Which is why I can't write it either.
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Colored post-its in different sizes/colors for some ID tagging fun (involving body pats, of course); we use tags like "Sign here" for some documents...I'm sure Jack could think of a few things that need to be 'signed' that are important (ahem!);
Pre-Inked copy stamps...temporary tattoos applied in some places...
Oh, the new PTouch label machine... :)
What is that little bottle called (used for wetting envelopes instead of licking them...) one could use it to judiciously apply wet substances such as lubrication fluid...
Redwell file folders... Proper filing of "important supplies" is so necessary!
that's all I can think of for now... :D :D :D
Now I just need a helpful smut-writer....
Dang, I forgot a few somethings. the cleaning lady's duster... you KNOW Jack or ianto would think of something for that... I made earrings out of binder and paper clips (large, medium and small)... I'm sure one of the boys would find something kinky as hell with those :D
:D Toss it out there as a challenge and see who's imagination is sufficiently demented enough to have some fun... :D
Ianto knows how to play Jack at his own game ;)
I hope he doesn't use tequila in that story; not sure how jack or Ianto would fare with that.
Heh, well, if you've read my ficlet 'Tequila Immortal', you'll know the answer to that would be 'Not terribly well!' Tequila and Jack does NOT mix!
Your son is right of course. I wish more people shared his liberal attitude.
great drabble
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Ianto is just as kinky as Jack! (Now there's a scary thought!)
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Ianto, you naughty boy! I didn't see that coming at all! Fantastic. (wooden rulers. Just sayin')
Tables neatly turned - Sneaky Ianto is sneaky!
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Good luck with finishing that!
Be brave, post it if it's finished. Even if it's just the one, ever, it'll be something you've tried your hand at.
it was a machination of Ianto !!! I also forgot that Ianto can be machaviélique.
LOL
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