Title: An Unwelcome Sight
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Owen
Summary: Sometimes, Owen thinks Jack and Ianto get into such situations just to torture him.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: For the prompt ‘Do I Wanna Know?’, one of the prompts I didn’t get around to using for tw100’s challenge 292: Billboard Hot 100 last year. I’ve dug them out again to supplement the prompts I got from my f-list, just because there are still loads I wanted to use.
Arriving at the Hub early one morning, Owen was greeted by a sight he could have done without.
There was water everywhere.
Jack hung by his braces from the catwalk, his trousers so shredded they left nothing to the imagination. Ianto, on the other hand, seemed to have lost his clothes and was naked except for a strategically placed tea tray. Both men were covered in scratches; Ianto had a black eye and Jack’s nose looked swollen.
“Do I even want to know what happened?” Owen asked, covering his eyes.
“Baby Weevils really don’t like being bathed,” Ianto replied wearily.