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Drabble: An Unwelcome Sight

Title: An Unwelcome Sight

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Ianto, Owen

Rating: PG

Spoilers: Nope.

Summary: Sometimes, Owen thinks Jack and Ianto get into such situations just to torture him.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: For the prompt ‘Do I Wanna Know?’, one of the prompts I didn’t get around to using for tw100’s challenge 292: Billboard Hot 100 last year. I’ve dug them out again to supplement the prompts I got from my f-list, just because there are still loads I wanted to use.







Arriving at the Hub early one morning, Owen was greeted by a sight he could have done without.



There was water everywhere.



Jack hung by his braces from the catwalk, his trousers so shredded they left nothing to the imagination. Ianto, on the other hand, seemed to have lost his clothes and was naked except for a strategically placed tea tray. Both men were covered in scratches; Ianto had a black eye and Jack’s nose looked swollen.



“Do I even want to know what happened?” Owen asked, covering his eyes.



“Baby Weevils really don’t like being bathed,” Ianto replied wearily.



The End



Comments

Lol! Shouldn't Owen be used to their half-nakedness by now? Well, of course he still doesn't like it, haha! He's kinda like Bikky! :D
(Now I'm wondering what Weevil babies look like... maybe I don't even want to know!)
They're probably kinda ugly - to humans, lol! All teeth and claws and bad attitudes.

Owen doesn't WANT to get used to seeing them half-naked. Or completely naked. Probably makes him feel inadequate ;)

Thank you!
"They're probably kinda ugly" - LOL! At first I thought you were talking about Jack and Ianto, and I was like WTF?! xD

But I agree that WEEVIL BABIES are probably really ugly! xD
I would never call Ianto and Jack ugly, they're GORGEOUS! Weevil babies, on the other hand, definitely NOT pretty!
Haha, I know, that's why I was so taken aback! xD

Jack and Ianto would kill us if they knew we're comparing them to weevil babies... x'D
Hey, you were the one doing the comparing! I was just an innocent bystander, lol!
I...have no words. Really. This is hilarious.
*grins* Torchwood is just full of surprises, and they're usually not good ones, lol!

Thank you!
lol oh dear I wonder whos idea it was to bath the baby weevil.

great drabble.
Well, we all know how fastidious Ianto is!

Thank you!
Maybe showers in the future..................runs away.
*giggles* Baby weevils will be hosed down in future, lol!

Thank you!
Lol. Love the ending. So not where I thought you were going at the start of this...
Believe it or not, I had no idea where I was going when I started this. I needed to write something so I started writing. Sometimes that doesn't get me anywhere, but sometimes I get something I like =)

Thank you!
*raises eyebrow* And we're really supposed to believe that's ALL they were doing? :P
Yep! Completely innocent, those two. This time. They generally don't inflict that amount of painful injuries on each other when they're having fun.

Thank you!
ROTFL!! Next time, gently tranquilize the critter first!! (That's one heck of a 'baby'!!)
Hmmm, they never thought of tranquillizers. Bad planning!

Thank you!

Baby weevils are all about the teeth and claws.
they do not have a bathroom that farm that ??
they wanted to do in the main hub ?????

the poor.
It's doubtful they STARTED in the main Hub, but baby Weevils move fast. It got away, they chased it, it fought back...

Thank you.