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Drabble: Owen And The Great Outdoors

Title: Owen And The Great Outdoors

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Owen, Ianto, Jack

Rating: G

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Torchwood are out in the countryside again, much to one person’s displeasure.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: For the prompt ‘Howard and the Great Outdoors’, one of the prompts I didn’t get around to using for tw100’s challenge 288 last year. I’ve dug them out again to supplement the prompts I got from my f-list, just because there are still loads I wanted to use. Since Torchwood doesn’t have a Howard, I though Owen would be a fitting substitute ;)

Owen was grumbling again.

“I hate the countryside!”

“We know.” Ianto rolled his eyes. “You’ve told us enough times!”

“Come on, Owen, lighten up,” said Jack cheerfully. “Feel the sunshine. Breathe that air! It’ll do you good. No traffic fumes our here.”

“Exactly. It’s too clean; it’s disgusting. There’s nothing out here! This is no place for civilised people, it’s all grass and mud and sheep!”

With Owen’s next step, there was a rather unpleasant squelch from beneath his foot.


Ianto smirked.

“Yep! Looks like there are cows out here too.”

“Bloody countryside! Next time, I’m staying in Cardiff!”

The End


poor Owen! and if he does not clean his shoe quickly, it will be quite smelly!
It already is, lol! Owen is not happy. He should watch where he's walking instead of complaining!

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poor Owen! and if he does not clean his shoe quickly, it will be quite smelly!
Hee hee! I love Owen. He's so busy complaining he wasn't watching where he was going!
That's our Owen - can't do both things at the same time!

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hahahaha oh poor Owen. actually I love the I mean Country side LOL

Yeah, so do I - as long as there are no cannibals.

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Owen must never have taken a walk in the spring when the snow starts to melt - ugh, city sidewalk dodging.
It doesn't often snow that much in Cardiff, and he probably wears boots then, lol! Besides, Owen only walks when he absolutely HAS to.

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Hehe. Sheep AND cows :-)
Double whammy!

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Blech! That stuff's hard to clean off!

Edited at 2014-10-02 04:07 am (UTC)
Owen will probably just throw his sneakers away, lol!

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poor Owen
He should look where he's going!

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