Title: Not Like The Movies
Characters: Kate, Tony
Summary: For once, Tony’s stumped.
Word Count: 100 word drabble
Disclaimer: I don’t own NCIS, or the characters. They belong to their creators.
“Come on then, I’m waiting.” Kate’s voice echoed in the darkness.
“What movie does this remind you of? I mean, you have movie references ready for everything that’s ever happened to anybody, so where is it?”
“Well I’m sorry to disappoint you, Kate,” Tony’s voice was sharp enough to cut glass. “Because off the top of my head I can’t think of a single movie where two people get wedged upside down inside a giant replica of a PENIS!”
“Thank God, ‘cause that’s a movie I never want to see!”
“And get your elbow out of my ear!”