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NCIS Drabble: Not Like The Movies

Title: Not Like The Movies

Fandom: NCIS

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Kate, Tony

Rating: PG

Spoilers: None.

Summary: For once, Tony’s stumped.

Word Count: 100 word drabble

Written For: chokolattejedi’s prompt “NCIS, Tony and Kate, the one time Tony didn't have a handy movie reference” at [community profile] fic_promptly

Disclaimer: I don’t own NCIS, or the characters. They belong to their creators.






“Come on then, I’m waiting.” Kate’s voice echoed in the darkness.



“For what?”



“What movie does this remind you of? I mean, you have movie references ready for everything that’s ever happened to anybody, so where is it?”



“Well I’m sorry to disappoint you, Kate,” Tony’s voice was sharp enough to cut glass. “Because off the top of my head I can’t think of a single movie where two people get wedged upside down inside a giant replica of a PENIS!”



“Thank God, ‘cause that’s a movie I never want to see!”



“And get your elbow out of my ear!”



The End



Tags: drabble, fic, fic: pg, fic_promptly, ncis, tony dinozzo
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