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Title: Can't Hold Us

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Ianto, OCs

Rating: G

Spoilers: None

Summary: The Cardiff police never stop trying.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: For the prompt ‘Can't Hold Us’, one of the prompts I didn’t get around to using for tw100’s challenge 292: Billboard Hot 100 last year. I’ve dug them out again to supplement the prompts I got from my f-list, just because there are still loads I wanted to use.

Jack’s confident as ever, facing down the coppers trying to arrest them for breaking and entering. They’ve done neither, but Ianto doesn’t think this pair will believe that they were actually breaking out.

You’d think by now the entire Cardiff PD would know that trying to arrest Torchwood is a waste of time and taxpayers’ money; the charges never stick. Somehow though, they always run into newbies who haven’t got the message yet.

“You’re wasting your time, boys; we’re Torchwood, you can’t hold us. We answer to the crown.”

The cops can’t hold them, but they still get arrested.

Typical.

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