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Drabble: Too Much Of A Good Thing

Title: Too Much Of A Good Thing

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Ianto, Nosy & Dizzy

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 324 – Ate Too Much at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Certain Torchwood members have been overindulging during the festive season.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

Jack frowned as he watched Nosy and Dizzy slink slowly and laboriously past.

“Is it my imagination, or do they look a bit… umm…”

“Fat?” Ianto suggested.

“Well, yes, I didn’t like to say it, but they are looking on the round side.”

“You can talk.”

“Hey!” Jack glared indignantly at Ianto.

“You stuffed yourself over Christmas, Jack, and what you couldn’t manage you fed to them. Is it any wonder they’re overweight? How many chocolates did you give them?”

“I wasn’t counting!”

“Well, you’re all starting a new fitness regime. Diet and exercise!”

“You’re a cruel man, Ianto Jones!

The End

Tags: drabble, fic, fic: g, fluff, humour, ianto jones, jack harkness, jack/ianto, nosy, nosy-verse, other character/s, torchwood fic, tw100

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