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August 2019



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Drabble: Accidental Emergency

Title: Accidental Emergency

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, mentions Owen

Rating: PG

Written For: Challenge 326 – Doctor’s Visit at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto and Jack are seeking medical help elsewhere.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

“Don’t know why we had to come here,” Jack moaned as they sat in the waiting room at A&E. “We have a doctor on staff.”

“Correction, we have Owen, which is precisely why we’re here,” Ianto replied tartly. “He still hasn’t stopped teasing me about the time I got groin strain when you wanted to experiment with different positions. No way am I seeing him about this; I’d never hear the end of it!”

“Mr Jones, if you’ll come this way.”

Ianto followed the nurse towards the treatment area, Jack close beside him.

“You’re explaining how we got glued together!”

The End


Ahahaha! I would love to hear what they came up with for how they got stuck together!
I haven't even decided what parts are glued together! Maybe it will be a story for another time, although I know somewhere there's a story about them getting glued together. It might be in this one...


Thank you!
Hahaha well I am sure something will come up! I have started checking that link up!
It's one of my favourites, kind of cracky and insane, but very funny.
LMAO!!! I wasn't going to say anything but when you have a kid plus glue, ANYTHING can and will happen. Please! You've GOT to come up with how Jack got himself and Ianto glued together. (Nail polish remover helps unglue things, like hands, etc)
I wrote a FAKE fic with a glue accident involving a child, lol!

I haven't even decided which parts of the boys are glued together. It might be a story for another time if I can come up with something, but I believe they get glued together in this one somewhere:


It's one of my favourite fics.

Thank you!
LMAO!! OMG I got coffee all over the place!

Jeez I gotta watch what I say :D Let me leave you with this one: A zipper accident, a sleepy male, and an unbelievable octave range. (My son had an accident catching his most intimate friend in his zipper when he put his jeans on too early in the morning. I couldn't understand what was wrong until I saw his father DYING laughing with the pillow over his face. Apparently this "accident" was something than ran in his family.... Took that nitwit 20 minutes to get himself under control to go help his son... didn't know Son could reach that note.
I'm caught between wincing and laughing! I suspect a lot of men have had that accident when putting on tight jeans without underwear. Your son was definitely wide awake after that, even if his voice had reached previously unknown heights!
Remind me NEVER to read her stories outside of my home!! OMG, as Owen say, brain bleach ... after a suitable interval!! This is hysterical :D :D Thanks :D
LOL! Glad you're enjoying it!
O.o Hahaha what HAS Jack gone an done now LOL

great drabble.
I haven't decided, but whatever it is, Ianto is less than pleased about it!

Thank you!

Lol, I'm thinking if they can drive to the ER, or get a taxi, then they're not naked - or not mostly naked - so it was probably something (mostly) benign they were doing.

Not that Owen would believe that :)
It could be hand stuck to arse ;)

Thank you!

That's a good point, and I'm sure Ianto would not have allowed them to turn up at A&E if they couldn't get dressed first.

I believe Jack's hand may be glued to Ianto's arse. It was a bit awkward in the car, but Ianto drove with Jack beside him, then had to get out of the passenger side. Ianto put his coat on, so it was less obvious that Jack's hand was down the back of his pants. ;)
Whoa! They had better hope Owen doesn't have on staff.
*grins* Hopefully the Cardiff A&E medical personnel don't speak to Owen unless they have too, lol!

Thank you!
What the heck? Did they try another alien sex toy? LOL
Knowing Jack, it wouldn't surprise me, though it was most likely just your average, every day, mistaking glue for lube...

Thank you!
That'll teach them to read the label on tIe "lube"! :-)
It really is advisable to check first...

Thank you.