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Drabble: Doughnuts

Title: Doughnuts

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Gwen, Ianto, Tosh, Owen.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 336 – Junk Food at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Do doughnuts constitute a threat?

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.







Jack set a box of ordinary-looking doughnuts on the boardroom table.



“Whatever you do, don’t eat these.”



“Why not?” Gwen asked.



“They came through the Rift. Owen took them to run tests; now he’s vanished and there’s an extra doughnut.”



“Owen might be a doughnut?”



“Possibly.”



The team eyed the doughnuts uncertainly.



“Become what you eat,” Ianto said slowly. “Mam used to warn me about that. I never believed her.”



They were still warily watching the doughnuts when Owen walked in. Everyone jumped up, hugging him.



“You’re not a doughnut!” exclaimed Tosh.



Owen stared at them, baffled. “You’re all nuts!”



The End

Comments

Thank you, I'm glad you liked it, it was just one of those really silly ideas I couldn't resist!

Ianto would be coffee, Jack would be something obscene ;)