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November 2019



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Drabble: Easy As Pie…

Title: Easy As Pie…

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Owen, Jack.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 341: Pies at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack and Owen aren’t very good at construction.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

“What’re you messing about at?” Owen asked, poking his head into Jack’s office. “Aren’t you finished yet? Don’t know what’s takin’ you so long; those things are easy as pie to put together.”

Jack glared at Owen from where he sat on the floor, bits of flat-pack cabinet scattered around him, instructions clutched in one hand and screwdriver in the other.

“If it’s so simple,” he snapped, tossing the screwdriver towards Owen, “you do it!”


An hour later they studied their handiwork. It didn’t look right and they had some extra pieces.

“We should’ve waited for Ianto,” Jack muttered.

TBC in 'Piece Of Cake'


Hahaha of course, Ianto would have built it with his eyes closed 😊
Well, perhaps not quite, but it wouldn't have given him any problems, unlike Owen and Jack!

Thank you!

Should've gotten that alien translator to translate the instructions, ha ha.

Edited at 2015-05-01 07:55 am (UTC)
With Jack and Owen on the job, I don't think it would have helped. Some people just can't build flat-pack furniture.

Thank you!
Ianto is not going to be too please with their handy work. lol

great drabble
He'll roll his eyes in despair!

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Ianto will not be best pleased with them.
I think that's a safe assumption. He'll have to take it all apart to put it together right.

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Hehe, there's always some pieces left over!
The only pieces I usually have left over are the bits for attaching shelf units to the wall...

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Men! *rolls eyes*
We women could teach them a thing or two!

Thank you!