Title: Worst Behaviour
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Summary: Ianto doesn’t get much work done on the days when Jack is behaving badly.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: For the prompt ‘Worst Behaviour’, one of the prompts I didn’t get around to using for tw100’s challenge 292: Billboard Hot 100 last year. I’ve dug them out again to supplement the prompts I got from my f-list, just because there are still loads I wanted to use.
Some days Jack was just a complete menace. On those days, getting any work done at all was nearly impossible for Ianto. Jack would sneak up behind him in the kitchen for a crafty grope, or stalk him through the archives and pin him against a filing cabinet for something more thorough.
Lewd gestures, suggestive remarks, leers and wolf whistles were par for the course. So were the pornographic doodles that would turn up in the stacks of reports to be filed.
Ianto would never admit it, but he secretly loved the days when Jack was on his worst behaviour.