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March 2023


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Ficlet: Ianto’s Bad Decision

Title: Ianto’s Bad Decision

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, mentions Jack and OCs.

Rating: PG-15

Spoilers: Not really.

Summary: Ianto is suddenly regretting his decision to let Jack help him with planning their wedding.

Word Count: 258

Written For: juliet316’s prompt ‘Torchwood, Jack Harkness, party favors,’ at [community profile] fic_promptly.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC.

There’d just been so much to plan for their wedding. He’d been swamped, and Jack had been so willing, even eager, to help that Ianto had let him. He was only now regretting his impulsive decision, borne of equal parts exhaustion and desperation.

Their chosen venue had looked wonderful, with elegant, understated floral arrangements, tasteful place settings for the guests, a superb buffet arrayed on tables set against the walls. Their wedding attendants had looked immaculate, the ceremony had gone off without a hitch, other than the intended one, and the photographer had carried out her duties with calm efficiency, taking dozens of pictures. Everything had been perfect.

When the ceremony was over, the guests had found their seats at the tables arranged around the dance floor as the band got set up, preparing to play for the happy couple and their friends. At each place setting was a small bag, supposedly containing mementos of the joyous occasion, but the contents almost caused a riot. Never in his life had Ianto seen so many faces, including his own, turn bright red with embarrassment.

Coloured condoms, textured condoms, glow-in-the-dark condoms, little sachets of lube, both flavoured and tingling, penis-shaped balloons and chocolates, finger-tip vibrators, nipple clamps, body paint, furry handcuffs…

Ianto groaned and buried his face in his hands. What had he been thinking? He must have temporarily taken leave of his senses, that was the only explanation. He should have known better than to let Jack get the party favours for the reception. He’d never live this down.

The End


OMG!! Bad Jack! lol
Very bad, but Ianto will see the funny side. Eventually. When he can face their guests again without blushing!

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Poor Ianto! Who is going to sleep on the couch in his wedding night? LOL
I think Ianto will reserve punishment for later - he's not about to ruin his own wedding night! But after the honeymoon...

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HAHAHAHAH I dont think Jack will live this down either, hes in the dog box for sure with Ianto.

great ficlet.
I think Ianto will forgive him, because otherwise their wedding night and honeymoon will be spoiled.

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Poor Ianto... It was very foolhardy of Ianto to let Jack take part of the preparation of their wedding. This man has no boundaries, you think he should have known it by now.
He does, but he was so stressed from all the planning, and he mistakenly thought that Jack couldn't mess up the party favours... He'll know better in future, lol!

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These disasters are what make weddings memorable :)
This time for the guests as well as the happy couple!

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I am speechless !!!!! flabbergasted !! Poor Ianto, he had forgotten his brain for a few long minutes. Jack the mix up Ianto.
He was just so tired, otherwise he wouldn't have let Jack 'help'. Now he has to make excuses to the guests!

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