Title: No Such Thing!
Spoilers: Nor really
Summary: Hellboy has always liked cats.
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don’t own Hellboy, or the characters. They belong to the brilliant Mike Mignola.
A/N: Written for a three-sentence prompt at comment_fic some time (possibly a couple of years) ago and recently expanded into a proper drabble because I wanted to. Needless to say, there are now more than three sentences.
He’d always liked cats; they were affectionate yet independent, and didn’t judge him on his looks.
He started off with one, and that was fine except he thought the cat might miss feline company, so another cat found a home.
With two cats, he figured one more wouldn't be any trouble, but then there were kittens. Three cats became seven, which soon turned into fifteen, then twenty-two; before long he’d lost count, there were cats everywhere he looked.
Hellboy didn't mind, he loved cats and they loved him. As he told Father, there's no such thing as too many cats!