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Christmas Weevil

Drabble: Lovelorn

Title: Lovelorn

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Ianto, Janet.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 383: Unrequited at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Janet the Weevil is feeling blue.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.







Jack hadn’t had time to visit torchwood’s inmates for a few weeks, so what he found when he finally ventured down to the cells concerned him.



“What’s wrong with Janet?”



The Weevil in question was huddled dejectedly in the far corner of her cell, moaning piteously.



“She’s fallen in love,” Ianto replied. “Unfortunately, the object of her affections doesn’t reciprocate her feelings.”



“Ah, poor old girl. Unrequited love sucks. So who’s the cad being so mean to our poor girl?”



Jack glanced around at the Weevils housed in nearby cells.



“Not a Weevil,” Ianto smirked. “Owen.”



Jack shrugged. “Close enough.”



The End




Comments

Poor Janet, there's no way she could compete with Tosh!
So true. Janet just wants to loved.

Thank you!
“ Close enough. ”

Ahahahahaha !

Edited at 2016-02-16 07:54 pm (UTC)
Jack does love poking fun at Owen!

Thank you!
hahahahahahaha!
poor Janet!
She's very sad, she wants to be loved!

Thank you!
Poor Janet.:(

She like the "Be mean to keep them keen" types does she?.
Apparently so - that's probably very weevilish behaviour! Lol!

Thank you!
Lol bet Owens not happym

Great drabble.
I imagine not, but I bet he's not as unhappy as poor Janet.

Thank you!
Owen is a prat but it could have come at a worse.
Unfortunately, there Tosh
Janet Hug (by far, of course)
Yes, I think actually hugging a Weevil would be a bad idea!

Poor Janet, she'll find love some day with a more suitable partner.

Thank you!