Drabble: Lovelorn
tired
Title: Lovelorn
Author: 
badly_knitted
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Janet.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 383: Unrequited at 
tw100
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Janet the Weevil is feeling blue.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
Jack hadn’t had time to visit torchwood’s inmates for a few weeks, so what he found when he finally ventured down to the cells concerned him.
“What’s wrong with Janet?”
The Weevil in question was huddled dejectedly in the far corner of her cell, moaning piteously.
“She’s fallen in love,” Ianto replied. “Unfortunately, the object of her affections doesn’t reciprocate her feelings.”
“Ah, poor old girl. Unrequited love sucks. So who’s the cad being so mean to our poor girl?”
Jack glanced around at the Weevils housed in nearby cells.
“Not a Weevil,” Ianto smirked. “Owen.”
Jack shrugged. “Close enough.”
The End
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Edited at 2016-02-16 07:54 pm (UTC)
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poor Janet!
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She like the "Be mean to keep them keen" types does she?.
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Great drabble.
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Unfortunately, there Tosh
Janet Hug (by far, of course)
Poor Janet, she'll find love some day with a more suitable partner.
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