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Ianto Little Smile

Drabble: Fair Warning

Title: Fair Warning

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Owen, Ianto, Jack.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 387: Drink at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto does not make idle threats.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.







“I’d kill for a cup of Ianto’s coffee right now!” Owen informed his teammates.



“While I’m flattered, that would be a bit extreme,” Ianto replied. “Besides, who would you kill?”



“Jack of course, the moron who got us into this mess.”



“Ah, in that case you’ll have to wait a bit, he’s already busy being dead. I should point out that if you were to kill him when he revives, it wouldn’t get you a cup of coffee, but it would lead to you drinking decaf for the foreseeable future. Just so you know.”



“Forget I said anything.”



“Smart decision.”



The End





Comments

Sounds like Owen is a bit obsessed with Iantos coffee.

These days people use words that can not be taken literally.
They're all obsessed with Ianto's coffee - he IS the Coffee King, after all!

Ianto's not taking chances, Owen killed Jack once before.

Thank you!
I blocked that out. They really weren't a team until series 2. Jack was very forgiving. He treated them like they were his children.

Edited at 2016-03-20 11:41 am (UTC)
I think he thinks of them (some of them anyway) in that way.

Jack and Ianto are the parents, the other three are the kids, lol!
lol good one.

great drabble
Thank you! Owen knows when to back down. Sometimes!
'Already busy being dead.' Lovely. Sarky,protective Ianto. Sensible Owen to back down.
Ianto gets a bit touchy when Jack dies. For once Owen let sense prevail!

Thank you!
Ianto protecting his man!
Dead or alive, Ianto won't allow harm to come to Jack!

Thank you.
drabble beautiful !!
I love the exchange between Ianto and Owen.

very funny.
Owen would kill Jack, Ianto who replied that he was busy being dead ... and if he does not want to be on the décafénié, he'd better forget this idea!
magnificent
Thank you! Ianto is very protective of Jack, dead or alive. Maybe Owen will learn.

Thank you.