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Drabble: Fair Warning

Title: Fair Warning

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Owen, Ianto, Jack.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 387: Drink at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto does not make idle threats.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.







“I’d kill for a cup of Ianto’s coffee right now!” Owen informed his teammates.



“While I’m flattered, that would be a bit extreme,” Ianto replied. “Besides, who would you kill?”



“Jack of course, the moron who got us into this mess.”



“Ah, in that case you’ll have to wait a bit, he’s already busy being dead. I should point out that if you were to kill him when he revives, it wouldn’t get you a cup of coffee, but it would lead to you drinking decaf for the foreseeable future. Just so you know.”



“Forget I said anything.”



“Smart decision.”



The End





Tags: drabble, fic, fic: g, ianto jones, jack harkness, jack/ianto, owen harper, team, torchwood fic, tw100
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