Title: Fair Warning
Characters: Owen, Ianto, Jack.
Written For: Challenge 387: Drink at tw100
Summary: Ianto does not make idle threats.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“I’d kill for a cup of Ianto’s coffee right now!” Owen informed his teammates.
“While I’m flattered, that would be a bit extreme,” Ianto replied. “Besides, who would you kill?”
“Jack of course, the moron who got us into this mess.”
“Ah, in that case you’ll have to wait a bit, he’s already busy being dead. I should point out that if you were to kill him when he revives, it wouldn’t get you a cup of coffee, but it would lead to you drinking decaf for the foreseeable future. Just so you know.”
“Forget I said anything.”