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Torchwood

Drabble: Inappropriate

Title: Inappropriate

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Owen, Tosh, Ianto, Jack.

Rating: PG-13

Written For: Challenge 388: Innuendo at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack sees innuendo in the most innocent conversations.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.





Everyone’s accustomed to Jack’s automatic use of innuendo, even in the most inappropriate situations. It’s got to the point where they usually either ignore it or groan because after all, he’s not likely to change any time soon, the habit is too deeply ingrained.


Sometimes it’s impossible to have a normal conversation anywhere near him.


“Hurry up,” Owen gasped, “it’s leaking!”


“Stick something in it!” Tosh squeaked.


“I have, but it’s not big enough!”


“Try mine,” Ianto joined in. “It’s bigger.”


“I can testify to that!” Jack grinned.


“Shut up, Jack! Help plug this hole before the bloody boat sinks!”


The End



Comments

*face palm* it's going to be one of those weeks, isn't it? LOL

Yeah, if you think this is bad, there's another one and a two-parter to come... You have been warned ;)

Thank you. Or, I'm sorry =0
Oh dear....

I'll make sure I'm not drinking my coffee when I read them!
I'm hoping that you'll come up with something interesting for the prompt ;)

Jack needs to be careful or they may use his face to plug the hole very soon :)
It's too big because of the ego behind it ;)

Thank you!
Lol looks like the innuendos are rubbing off on the rest of the team.

Great drabble.
They were just talking normally about a crisis, Jack shouldn't have such a filthy mind! ;)

Thank you!
*lol* XD
*grins* Thank you!
hahahahahhaha

it's our Jack.
Without any moral sense in terms of small allusive phrases, whatever the situation ...
hahahhaha
I'm sure Jack knows just what he's saying and the effect it will have on others!

Thank you!