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FAKE Drabble: Bird Trouble

Title: Bird Trouble

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Dee, Ryo

Rating: G

Setting: Somewhere towards the end of the manga.

Summary: There’s an unwelcome intruder at Dee’s place.

Written For: The tw100 prompt ‘avian’

Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.

A/N: Another double drabble

“Lord, what a mess.” Dee stared at the scene of devastation, hardly able to believe his eyes. The culprit sat on the back of his sofa, ruffling its feathers. “Who knew one bird could do all this?”

Hands on hips, Ryo frowned at the pigeon. “How’d it even get in?”

“I might’ve left the window open,” Dee muttered.

“And you tell me off for leaving my door unlocked.”

“Hey, I never said I was perfect! What now?”

“We get it back outside again, of course!” Ryo rummaged in Dee’s kitchen for a minute, coming up with a couple of stale cookies. Crumbling them, he sprinkled them on the windowsill, both inside and out, moved away and waited. It didn’t take long for the pigeon to take the bait and as soon as it was outside, Ryo closed the window. “There. Now we just have to clean up.”

Dee sighed dramatically. “Housework, what fun! We’ve been working all day, and now we’ve got this to deal with.”

“It could be worse.”


“You could be doing it all by yourself.” Ryo dug in a cupboard, getting out cleaning supplies.

Dee smiled; Ryo was right. Even cleaning wasn’t so bad with two!

The End

Tags: dee laytner, drabble, fake, fake fic, fic, fic: g, ryo maclean

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