Title: Carnival Woes
Fandom: FAKE
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Dee mostly.
Rating: G
Setting: Sometime after the manga.
Summary: It’s a beautiful day, and everyone is happy, except for Dee.
Word Count: 150
Written For: FakeSailorFan’s prompt ‘Charity’.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
A/N: I borrowed a scenario from the wonderful 
fake_2nd_chance roleplaying community. If you’ve never read the entries there, I can’t recommend it too highly. Check it out here.
The weather was glorious, sun shining in a clear blue sky, as crowds of happy people wandered from one attraction to the next. Everything was perfect.
Dee was in hell; the queue for his stall was endless, and an all-too-familiar person was once again standing right in front of him, smiling brightly and holding out his money.
Dee shut his eyes, took a deep breath, and tried to remember that this was all for a good cause. The proceeds from the 27th precinct’s summer carnival were going to Mother’s orphanage to pay for a badly needed new roof, so every cent counted. As much as he wished he could, he couldn’t afford to turn anyone away.
Plucking JJ’s money out of his hand, he glared stonily at the smaller man and prepared to get smooched half to death. Whoever had volunteered him for the kissing booth was a dead man!
The End