Drabble: Hard To Choose
Title: Hard To Choose
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Jack, Ianto.
Rating: PG-13
Written For: Challenge 406: Present at tw100
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: What to get for a very important birthday?
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“It’s her birthday,” Jack said firmly. “We should get her something she’d never buy for herself, something nobody else would think to get her.”
“I already don’t like where this is going.” Ianto was dreading the list of totally inappropriate presents Jack was likely to suggest. “Can’t we just go with flowers and some really expensive chocolates?”
Jack shook his head. “Everyone else will be doing that. Jewellery’s out too, She’s probably already got more than she’ll ever wear. Besides, it should be something fun.”
“Jack, so help me, if you suggest getting Her Majesty sex toys, I’ll disown you!”
TBC in 'Still No Decision'
I think the best present they can give her is they invite themselves to a private afternoon tea with the Queen and Jack can regale her with his stories for a couple of hours. I think she would absolutely love that!
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I'm sure it would give HM a giggle too - after all, she knows what Jack is like.
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great drabble.
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She does love when jack and Ianto visit, and I'm sure she'd like to have a Fluff for the family. Future generations would have corgis and the Royal Fluff *grins*
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The new challenge at tw100 is Queen, so I'm continuing this story line with 4 more parts =)
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I'm going to resist any suggestion of what Phillip might think of that idea.... :p
They should get her a fluff. Everyone should have a fluff!
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