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Torchwood

Drabble: A Tricky Problem

Title: A Tricky Problem
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack, Gwen, Team Torchwood.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 414: Stalk at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Torchwood are good an covering up strange happenings around Cardiff, but once in a while even their ingenuity is tested to the limit.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.





Team Torchwood stood in the Botanical gardens, staring at something that very definitely didn’t belong there.


“This is going to take some explaining,” Ianto said in a resigned voice


“Can’t we just get rid of it somehow?” Gwen asked.


“How? I’m open to suggestions.”


They all looked at each other in silence.


“It’s too big to dig up. We can’t use weed-killer without killing off half the gardens, and there’s no guarantee it would work anyway,” Ianto pointed out.


“I could chop it down,” Jack suggested.


Ianto rolled his eyes. “I can see the headlines now. ‘Jack slays giant beanstalk’.”



The End








Comments

Lol only Ianto would be able to come up with that hahaha.
He's very quick with the quips, it's true.

Thank you!

(Anonymous)

I love Janto

Ianto Jones King of Coffee and snark.

He is better than Owen.

Re: I love Janto

He's the undisputed master of witty comments and snark. Owen can only listen and marvel ;)

Thank you!

(Anonymous)

Re: I love Janto

Yes he is, Owen did not stand a chance.

Neither did Jack:)

Re: I love Janto

No one would!

(Anonymous)

Re: I love Janto

:):)
Snicker. Ianto can always be relied on for the mot juste. He has a very wicked sense of humour - needs it dealing with Jack.
It's hard to decide whether he was like that pre-Jack or if it's something that developed as a sort of defence mechanism, lol!

Thank you!