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August 2022



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Drabble: Size Matters

Title: Size Matters
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Owen, Ianto.
Rating: PG
Written For: Challenge 431: Size at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Owen and Ianto compare the merits of size…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

“Size matters,” Owen insisted. “Big ones impress the ladies.”

“You’re misinformed. I know for a fact Tosh prefers something more compact. It’s not about what you’ve got, it’s about knowing how to use it, which clearly isn’t your strong point,” Ianto replied. “Small is in vogue. Everything’s getting smaller these days, except for TVs.”

“You’re just sayin’ that because yours is smaller than mine.”

“At least mine doesn’t create an unsightly bulge. Then again, I wear tailored trousers; how d’you even fit yours in your jeans?”

Owen scowled. “You gonna show me how to use my new phone or not?”

The End



I wish my phone was small.
Mine is, but I still don't know how to use it. It's not a smartphone or an iphone of anything.

Thank you.

Is it a Nokia?

That was my first.
No, not sure what it is really. It says 'Orange' on the back and 'Dallas' on the front. I don't know phones.

I looked it up. I think its called an Orange Dallas.*maybe stating obvious*

Does it come with FM radio?

That was on the list of features.
No idea really, I think there might be radio but since I rarely use it and then only as a basic phone, I don't really know.

I don't know most of the functions on my Samsung. It's only when I look up profiles is when I learn stuff. I just can't be bothered.:D
Hahaha oh my oodness that was brilliant!!
Heeee! Thank you, I couldn't resist it!
Misdirection raised to the status of an art form. Owen should just give up - he'll never beat Ianto at anything
Owen really should quit while he's behind!

Thank you!
Lol, excellent! :D
*bows* Thank you! I do love trying to fool readers ;)

If Jack had been eavesdropping...

It was a prompt just screaming for shameless innuendo. So glad you picked it! ;)

It seemed like a perfect one for Torchwood, I couldn't understand why it had never been used before!

Thank you!