Characters: Owen, Ianto.
Written For: Challenge 431: Size at tw100.
Summary: Owen and Ianto compare the merits of size…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“Size matters,” Owen insisted. “Big ones impress the ladies.”
“You’re misinformed. I know for a fact Tosh prefers something more compact. It’s not about what you’ve got, it’s about knowing how to use it, which clearly isn’t your strong point,” Ianto replied. “Small is in vogue. Everything’s getting smaller these days, except for TVs.”
“You’re just sayin’ that because yours is smaller than mine.”
“At least mine doesn’t create an unsightly bulge. Then again, I wear tailored trousers; how d’you even fit yours in your jeans?”
Owen scowled. “You gonna show me how to use my new phone or not?”